ARE YOU GAY, IBBITSON?

TELL ME IBBITSON, ARE YOU GAY?


Hey John, or is it Roger? Tell me, are you gay? I gotta know. Because your love for the gays in Iran has touched my heart.

But I need to know if this was true brotherly love, or just gay love – you know the concern of a gay for his fellow gays in another country – which would seem to be a little tainted for my taste...

The sanctions against Iran have been announced. The bombs cannot be far behind......

Where will you be, John (or is it Roger)? Where will other loving souls like you, tortured by the persecution of gays in Iran, be, when the bombs fall?

Will you be in Teheran – organizing bomb shelters for the gays? Will you act as human shields protecting gay communities so the American bombs don't destroy them?

Will you be asking the Americans to use specially-smart-bombs which don't explode if they hit gays?

You should........ actually that would be a good plan – organize a group of Western journalists like yourself, deeply concerned about the rights of gays in Iran, organize them in bomb shelters, and make sure the Americans know where those gay shelters are......

As for the rest of the Iranian population who will be blown to bits by the tens of thousands of bombs falling from the sky, from those thousands of B-52 bombers safely ensconced at 50,000 feet, they don't matter, do they? After all, they're not gay.......and they're not Christian, either, eh..?

So get on with it, John, or is it Roger.......save the gays in Iran – they need your help – or the Americans will kill them all...!