ODE TO AMERICA'S BURNING BUSH

ODE TO A PRESIDENT NAMED BUSH

Ode to a President named Bush
A real Christian he is, Born Again they say
He set out on a crusade against Evil
Evil of Bin Laden in Afghanistan
Of Saddam Hussein in Iraq

A real Christian crusader he is, Born Again

They lied against Jesus,
Called Him King of the Jews
They maligned Sita, said she'd been impure
So why wouldn't they lie about Bush
Good old Bush, the Born Again Christian

They say he knew about 911
Let it happen for bigger objectives
Like allowing Coventry to be bombed
Way back in the Second World War
So the Nazis wouldn't know their codes were gone
What's a couple thousand victims
When there's so many evil ones to kill
Like the 650,000 in Iraq, men women and children
Evil ones, all of them, so rightly they died
Killed by the Born Again Christian

And before them came the Afghans
Evil ones too they were, hiding Bin Laden
They got what they deserved
Their country was blown, as was Iraq
They got what they deserved
From the good Born Again Christian
Of God-Blessed America
Land of the Brave, Free and Christian

Don't believe what they say about America
Those savage Indians were simply asking for it
They were delivered from evil by Christians
Their lands were taken by Better Men all Christian
And it was Just - what the Africans got
A chance to redeem their evil existence
By serving the Good Christian Nation
Born Again - freed from the Savage Indian

America the Good America the Great
She freed Iran from the evil Mossadegh
And put in place the Good Shah
He too was – though this is unknown
A true Christian at heart, a Born Again Christian
He was Alas, removed by the Evil Ayatollah
But not before he did much good for Iran
Taught those barbarians Democracy for a while
Until their Evil Natures overcame it

Like the Evil of North Korea
Whipped mercilessly by Good America
(Oops that was the United Nations...
For once acting for Good America...)
Till the evil Chinese and weak Harry
Allowed old Kim to get away with it.
And join the Axis of Evil
That now the Born Again Christian
Has ridden against in Battle
The Mother of all Battles
The Battle of Good against Evil

Ode to the Born Again Christian